April 2009
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Apr 29th
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fmylife: Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don’t have “a song”. Irritated, I told her that I’d put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and “It’s Not Fair” by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML ~ Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her...
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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fmylife: Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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fmylife: Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking “No, your other chin.” FML
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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“Our lives are now mediated through the aesthetics of consumerism, through images...”
–  Daniel Harris
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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“… and we decided to go to this brothel … We walked in and I looked...”
–  Caleb Followill
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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for jae:
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th