I can understand how airplanes in the night sky that look like shooting stars might sound ~profound when sung in a rap song, but seriously, stfu with that song already.
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I like going into Starbucks and ordering my coffee...
fmylife: Today, I found out that my wife decided to get a large tattoo of Edward Cullen’s face on her back. Now she’s mad at me because I can’t stand to look at her if it’s not covered up. FML
Mel Gibson's Horrifying Phone Call Is Now Online →
tumblrisforlulz: “Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness the end of Mel Gibson’s career: The recording of Gibson telling his ex-girlfriend she resembles a “fucking pig in heat” and would be “raped by a pack of niggers” has emerged online.”