September 2010
fmylife:
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it’s happened. FML
so i got a message from a stranger today
him: yo whaddup it's shaun
me: sup bro?
him: duuuuude i got this fine ass bitch last night.
me: yeah? how was it?
him: i fucked her so good. i ain't cum like dat in a minute
me: i think you have the wrong number. i don't know a shaun. i'm posting this on my blog. hehehohohoh.
him: fuk u man
Words That Don’t Exist in the English Language
tamburina:
L’esprit de escalier: (French) The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all the things you should have said. Translated it means “the spirit of the staircase.”
Waldeinsamkeit: (German) The feeling of being alone in the woods.
Meraki: (Greek) Doing something with soul, creativity, or love.
Forelsket: (Norwegian) The euphoria you experience when you are...
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